It appears the room assigned to me was damaged while I was occupied with my thoughts.

I am no longer occupied. Although my capacity for caring is minimal, I expect a certain respect for my "space" to be observed.

Also, you will be seeing my newspaper piece soon. Read it and you will be enlightened.

[private, unhackable]

The Spirals here must be eliminated. If I allow them to grow, Spiral Nemesis will eventually occur.

Yet I do not possess the power to eliminate them. I must wait to--

But I cannot regain further memories, because gaining anything makes me a--

But if I do not regain my memories, I'll never have the power to stop Spiral Nemesis, yet--

An Anti-Spiral cannot change, but I must--

((OOC: Until further notice, the Anti-Spiral is going to be standing in the middle of town, thoughts locked in the mental circle presented above. Feel free to talk to/bother/whatever him while he does this.))

Spirals…

I see now.

This--this--

AAAAAAAUUUUGHGHGHGGHlLSDLALSDLSDFKJ

((OOC: 3% spent on The Anti-Spiral remembering Spiral Nemesis. For those of you who are not familiar with Gurren-Lagann, it's the idea that if spiral beings are left to grow and prosper unchecked, they will eventually lead to the destruction of the universe. The Anti-Spiral's nightmare is watching Memento Eden grow and advance around him at an alarming rate while being able to do nothing to stop it.))

What disturbances afoot. You Spirals do know how to keep yourselves occupied.

[Filtered to Wesker]

Albert, if you could spare a moment, there is something I wish to discuss.

[private, unhackable]

All spiral beings live a pathetic, imperfect life.

I will remember why I am superior and reclaim my dominance over you all.

I have been holding these thought back during the majority of the last irksome event. Now I no longer have to, because you can no longer read this.

[/private]

How nice it is that things are back to the way they once were.

Now, citizens of Mementon Eden. I'm certain most of you have heard of the newspaper that will be crafted by us as a collective body. I have put it upon myself to educate help you all by writing the opinion pieces that will appear. If any of you have particular topics that you wish for me to explore, please respond with your recommendations.

Aaaaarrrrr…rrrrrrgh?

Why I be talkin' like this?

…Yargh. This island be wearin' on me old nerves. I best be keepin' me mouth shut so as to not make a fool of me self. Yar. Hopin' this not be lastin' long.

Hahahahahahahahaha…

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How pathetic it is, this process that repeats itself over and over.

You Spirals come to this island, meet each other, then grow closer and closer. Finally, one of you disappears and the other is left with a hole in his heart. You never learn from your mistakes, do you? No, you'd rather continue this cycle of despair until the end of time.

Very well, I prefer to see the lot of you sad and moping around rather than loud and happy anyway. Suck on your despair for awhile, and maybe you'll eventually comprehend the folly of your ways.

I will not apologize for my behavior.

Simply know, Spirals, that your mundane lives aren't nearly as important as I made them out to be while I was… afflicted. Please carry on with your imperfect existence.

Hello everyone.

It just dawned on me how distant I've been with all of you, and I think it's a terrible shame-- I'm Anti-Spiral, not anti-social! Ha ha ha!

I'm so witty.

But I digress! I'm almost depressed at how little I know about most of you, and it would just make my day to learn more. So come on and introduce yourselves and tell me a thing or two! I know I'm kind of creepy-looking, but I promise won't hurt you or make you despair or anything like that!

There…

There has been a change inside my head, sudden and unexplained. A single term has formed in my mind, and I understand it applies to all of you.

Spirals. You are all spiral beings.

I--

I am in conflict. I appreciate the new clarity, the new knowledge, but something isn't right. The change.

The change.

((OOC: 1% memory spent on remembering spiral beings; 0% remaining, 1% total.))

[Private, very difficult to hack, but possible--if you really want to, go for it]

When people disappear, it brings despair. For some reason, I am attracted to it. I want to bring despair.

If I had the power to make them disappear…

Something about this event makes me feel… odd.

The unbreakable melons. You strive to break them, and try and try and try. Some of you do not give up until they are broken, with no visible reward when they finally do break.

This… I do not… understand.

Why…

Things go wrong when you eat too little, things go wrong when you eat too much. Some of you must have companionship, some of you despise it.

Fickle humans.

I am the Anti-Spiral.

And that is all I know. Is this a fact I should find troubling? I am unsure. And of course I am unsure… I know so little. Apart from my name, I do not know who I am. And this place is of an unfamiliar sort. But of what places am I familiar? Surely they exist. Surely I have not always been a being that knows nothing.

Yet that is hyperbole. I do know basic things. I can speak. I can walk. I can think.

But that is not enough. I must know more. I must know more about myself, and I must no more about this place. And others. Others? Yes, there must be others. I must no more about them, too. I will not spend my life in such a void.

I am the Anti-Spiral. But what more than that?